Joke du Jour


16 Jan

Joke du Jour

So…the mother bangs on her son’s bedroom door.  “Time to get up and go to mass!” she calls.

“I don’t wanna’ go,” the son calls back. 

“You have to!” the mother insists.

“No!” the son burries his head under his pillow.  “I’m not going.  And I’ll give you two reasons: I don’t like those people and they don’t like me.”

“You ARE going,” the mother shouts back, “and I’ll give you two reasons: you’re 45 years old and you’re the pastor.”

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